You must be wondering, what's this all about, well folks, this site is a direct result of the FILTH and xenophobia thrown up perpetually by that puking perverted bastard, whom we all know as WERNER GEORGE PATELS. We are sure all of you might have felt the irresistible urge, at one time or another, to smash the filth container, we mean the face of Werner George Patels, for spitting out xenophobic filth, quite so often, or to answer to his rhetorics, which he constantly blurts out,

                    "A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool’s back"

Well, you need not look further, this is your page or should  we say your weapon against Werner George Patels, to tell the world, especially the translation agencies and clients, your true opinions about Werner George Patels, without being afraid of having your messages edited or deleted or of being nagged by his lackeys or stooges or even by that sweet little Babushka, better still you do not have to give your name, if you don't feel like it.

We have been contacted privately by many translation agencies in USA, Canada and Europe, who are sick of these constant bickerings by WERNER GEORGE PATELS, regarding the TRANSLATION RATES offered by translation agencies to the clients and to their Translators. This site became a necessity in order to safeguard the interests of translation agencies based in these parts of the world. After all, who is this bastard WERNER GEORGE PATELS to dictate the working practices to these well-established and well-reputed translation agencies, direct clients & Translators, who are reaping the benefits of their mutual collaboration. 

If WERNER GEORGE PATELS is so afraid of losing out the translation assignments to the Translators, who offer reasonable translation rates and to those, who are based in other parts of the world (as can be inferred from his statement below), he is welcome to lower his rates as well, after all no translation agency or direct client in his/her right mind would pay an unnecessary high amount (as much as ten times, if WERNER GEORGE PATELS rates are to be considered) for the same translation assignment, which can be done for a much lesser amount by a much more qualified translator based elsewhere in the world, after all there are many Translators much more qualified than WERNER GEORGE PATELS, who are willing to translate for a reasonable price, which cannot be considered cheap or low considering the economic conditions of these respective countries.

Your must be wondering about the REASONS for creating such a site, well don't tell us that you do not know about it as yet, nevertheless we shall clarify it, if you still do not know about that psychologically unbalanced wimp Werner George Patels.

Translators, based all over the globe pretty well know about the constant babblings by Werner George Patels, , by his handful of lackeys and stooges and by that sweet little Babushka. He considers himself to be a translator par-excellence and thus considers it to be his prerogative to set rules in the translation industry as per his whims (reminds me of the whims of a madman). The poor perverted bastard is so narrow-minded and short-sighted, that he even ignores to acknowledge the fact, that we are all living in a big globalized, and of course civilized world and that he is a non-entity to dictate terms, about how service providers or normal human beings work or should work in other civilized nations, or perhaps he hasn't seen or heard about a civilized world as yet and has been living among like-minded bastards.

We all know that Werner George Patels is always breathing down on the necks of translation's related websites (such as ProZ or translation agencies), that is to say he is a constant pain in the ass (or that's because he is an ass himself),  or he is constantly nagging other professional and well-established translators based in the developing nations. As per his opinions as a moderator on www.translatorscafe.com., he thinks the world of himself. Never in our life, have we ever seen such an egotistical, self-praising bastard anywhere in the world. Here's an interesting piece of observation derived from:

                       http://vamos-wentworth.org/news/cgi/showblog.pl?blogger=ildiko

                    "Any forum which would have Werner G Patels as a member has low standards.
                Any forum which would have Werner G Patels as a moderator has no standards."  

There's more at the aforementioned link, do read this interesting piece of work, and please contribute more such links or piece of gems to this site.

We wonder, if  Werner George Patels has got anything better to do other than bashing ProZ or other translators, as the recent ill-notions spitted out by him have shown.

We all know the great contribution ProZ (and KudoZ) have made to the translation industry, we wonder if Werner G Patels could match even .0001% of that great contribution. Considering the postings on translatorscafe (more than 650), we wonder, if  has really done any real work in recent times apart from his constant babblings in the forums postings about setting standards, especially raising prices in the translation industry.

Well folks, it's about time this megalomaniac's babbling is hit, where it hurts.  

There only one thing that he constantly babbles about, that is, raising the translation prices, at the cost of Translation agencies (agencies are you listening). He is the perverted proponent of the opinion, that translation agencies in the English speaking world, which according to him is restricted only to USA, UK and Canada, should be made to assign their translation projects only to the translators based in these parts of the world and should be made to pay more, that is to say, their balls should be squeezed of every piece of juice (that is to say, MOOLAH) that they hold.

He intends to do it by constantly spitting out his xenophobic sick views, which really make us wonder, 

• is he really sick?  

• Does he really need medical or rather psychological attention? 

Truth is, he really does, just read his sick views on various forums at ProZ in the past, and at translatorscafe at present. After his ass was kicked out of Proz, he chose translatorscafe, and after that he was made to quit as a moderator on translatorscafe he has now chosen his yahoo-groups as a platform to continue to spread his hatred and xenophobic perverted notions, for which he was kicked out,

                        "As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly".

He keeps on generalizing people of great nations all over the world, without knowing about them at all.

According to the opinions gathered by us, he is still living in the past, blissfully unaware of the upheavals and changes, which have taken place in our world.

On November 21, 2001, Werner George Patels wrote:

                        "Show me your rates, and I'll tell you what kind of translator you are"

 source: http://www.proz.com/topic/592?start=0

    "Seest thou a man wise in his own conceit? there is more hope of a fool than of him."

What is Werner George Patels afraid of: 

                                                    Competition.

On November 22, 2001, he said:

                      " If we don't stop this dangerous trend, there will be no full-time       

                   translators anymore 10 or 20 years down the road - you simply could not make a

                   living anymore."

Wow, what a doomsday scenario he chose to project. What a pessimistic outlook he has, we really think, it's about time he got urgent medical, rather psychological attention, and he should not be allowed to interact with other people, as he seems to be contagious.

This statement by Silvina Beatriz Codina from Argentina, posted on http://www.proz.com/topic/592?start=30,  best summarizes the sick mentality of Werner George Patels:

                  "I believe translation should be left to those of us who live in central and rich

                   countries, and those who call themselves translators and live in dirt-poor

                   countries should limit themselves to harvest bananas, because that's all they are

                   good for."

Werner G Patels chose not to reply to this statement due to obvious reasons, because it truly reflects his sick mentality, that's why.

Well, Silvina, WERNER GEORGE PATELS is such a despotic bastard, if he had it in his power, he would have nuked half the world by now, especially the so-called third world countries, well atleast he would have rid the world of the translators based in these countries.

One of the sickest rhetoric, that he resorts to, when being questioned about his sick views, is the refuge he takes in by accusing other translators of not being able to understand or comprehend simple English text, whereas, he himself resorts to unjustifiable accusations, as was in the case of a senior translator Mats Wilman take a look at:

                         http://www.proz.com/?sp=bb/viewtopic&post=13669#13669

                         http://www.proz.com/topic/2290?start=45

In fact many translators, who are in cahoots with Werner G Patel now at translatorscafe, actually agreed with the theory of Mats Wilman at Proz:

                         http://www.proz.com/?sp=bb/viewtopic&post=42800#42800

On of the best piece of advice of advice to Werner G Patels was given recently by Diego Vega at: 

http://www.translatorscafe.com/cafe/MegaBBS/thread-view.asp?threadid=554&posts=30 

                    To Werner:

                     "You may have years and years of instruction, walls and walls of diplomas and  

                      certifications, a resume full of accomplishments, but you still need a little bit

                     of MODESTY, HUMILITY and the CAPACITY TO ACCEPT YOUR     

                    MISTAKES... And in that sense, YOU STILL HAVE TO GO A LONG           

                    WAY...., my dear friend. Hope you will learn your lesson."

Werner G Patels surely lost the pun (which was well intended), as for Diego, well my friend, this link may answer your question very well:

                        http://members.tripod.com/~jewishjokes/how2straighten-dogs-tail.htm 

This site is a joint effort of many individuals and we would surely like you to be a part of it, and would like you to contribute your precious opinions concerning Werner George Patels and his sick views.

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